By Tom Purcell
Thursday, August 08, 2013
Note: this is an excerpt from Tom Purcell's new
book "Comical Sense: A Lone Humorist Takes on a World Gone Nutty!"
Too many of our political leaders see government as the
solution to our challenges. If only they paid more consideration to what some
of our great minds had to say about government.
My favorite quotations reveal a general wariness of
government -- a key principle upon which our republic was founded:
"A government that is big enough to give you all you
want is big enough to take everything you have."
-- Barry Goldwater
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his
country -- against his government."
-- Edward Abbey
"The greater the power, the more dangerous the
abuse."
-- Edmund Burke
Well, Eddie, you got that right. Before we allow
President Obama to commence "making government cool again," we may
want to consider this:
"The single most exciting thing you encounter in
government is competence, because it's so rare."
-- Daniel Patrick Moynihan
"Government is inherently incompetent, and no matter
what task it is assigned, it will do it in the most expensive and inefficient
way possible."
-- Charley Reese
"Government is an association of men who do violence
to the rest of us."
-- Leo Tolstoy
Sorry, Leo, but folks often forget how unpleasant
government can be. Just ask someone who recently got audited for supporting the
wrong political party.
Here is where government is really effective:
"The government is good at one thing: It knows how
to break your legs, then hand you a crutch and say, 'See, if it weren't for the
government you wouldn't be able to walk.'"
-- Harry Browne
"Government's view of the economy can be summed up
in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
-- Ronald Reagan
"Government cannot make man richer, but it can make
him poorer."
-- Ludwig von Mises
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false
front for the urge to rule."
-- H.L. Mencken
"One of the greatest delusions in the world is the
hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
-- Thomas Reed
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul."
-- George Bernard Shaw
Excellent quote, Georgie. You described the 2012
elections more accurately than 99 percent of America's journalists -- and
you've been dead since 1950.
Look, it's long been time that America gets back to the
basics. American citizens must stand up and demand a return to the principles
of SMALL government:
"That government is best which governs the least,
because its people discipline themselves."
-- Thomas Jefferson
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the
government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to
restrain the government -- lest it come to dominate our lives and
interests."
-- Patrick Henry
"Our best protection against bigger government in
Washington is better government in the states."
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Unfortunately, Dwight, we abandoned that concept some
time ago. Unless Americans wake up and remember the origin of our greatness --
it's the people, not the government -- we are poised for the government to
expand more, and take more and control us more.
Humorists understand the ramifications better than
anyone:
"The primary function of the government is -- and
here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution -- 'to spew out
paper.'"
-- Dave Barry
"The difference between death and taxes is death
doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
-- Will Rogers
"Did you ever notice that when you put the words
'the' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS?'"
-- Unknown
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