Friday, July 13, 2012
Those of us who believe the United States would be best
served by pulling out of the United Nations and starting up a more morally and
politically serious clubhouse for morally and politically serious nations are
often accused of tilting at windmills.
The phrase “tilting at windmills” was inspired by
Cervantes’ novel Don Quixote, and it means to fight something that doesn’t
really deserve to be fought. Quixote mistook the windmills of the Spanish
countryside for ravenous giants and set out to vanquish them. (“Tilting” is a
jousting expression, in case you didn’t know.)
Well, let’s review some recent evidence.
The U.N. has been working hand-in-glove with the Chinese
government to make the Chinese one-child policy as efficient and ruthless as
possible. “Our conclusion is that the [United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA)]
is directly responsible for forced abortions and forced sterilizations in
China,” Steven Mosher, president of the Population Research Institute, recently
told Congress in prepared testimony.
Of course, not everyone dislikes the one-child policy.
Vice President Biden has supported it, and President Obama restored UNFPA’s
funding when he took office. So let’s move on.
Lots of people like the Internet, right? Well, good news!
The U.N. wants to take it over. The International Telecommunications Union, a
U.N. organization, is secretly debating proposals to claim jurisdiction over
the Web and take it out of America’s hands. The major forces behind this push:
authoritarian regimes eager to censor their domestic Internet and monitor their
citizens. Russia and some Arab countries, reports the Wall Street Journal’s
Gordon Crovitz, want the power to read private e-mail. Others want to tax
cross-border Web traffic. And countries like China are working hard to bribe,
bully, or barter votes in favor of the U.N. takeover.
You see, that’s what dictatorships do at the U.N.: work
to make the world safe for dictatorships. The most brutal regimes on the planet
are constantly trying to get on or game the Human Rights Council so they can
spend all of their time condemning Israel and blocking any attempts to censure
their own regimes.
Not everything the U.N. does is evil. Some of it is just
incompetent. The whole of what passes for the “international community” has
been trying to enforce sanctions on Iran and North Korea. But nobody told the
U.N.’s intellectual-property agency, it was revealed earlier this month, so
they went ahead and gave North Korea and Iran computers and IT equipment.
A few days later, the invaluable human-rights group U.N.
Watch reported that Iran was elected to the U.N. Conference on the Arms Trade
Treaty, despite having just been declared guilty — in a U.N. Security Council
report! — of illegally shipping guns and bombs to Syria.
Speaking of Syria, which is currently violating
agreements to not murder its own people, it recently had a big victory at the
Human Rights Council. Syria co-sponsored and passed a resolution pushed by Cuba
(and supported by the usual Legion of Doom nations) to establish a “Right to
Peace.” The document is a lot of boilerplate until you get to the part where it
says “all peoples and individuals have the right to resist and oppose
oppressive colonial, foreign occupation.” This is Middle East–speak for “It’s
okay to blow up Israelis.”
Now these are all just recent news items. But you can
play this game any time you want because the U.N. always provides fresh hells
for us to marvel and laugh at.
For example, the United Nations website tells us that
there is something called the Open-ended Ad Hoc Working Group of the General
Assembly on the Integrated and Coordinated Implementation of and Follow-up to
the Major United Nations Conferences and Summits in the Economic and Social
Fields. Who among us doesn’t sleep better knowing the OAHWGGAICIFMUNCSESF is
working for us?
Alas, the U.N. website notes, “The Ad Hoc Working Group
was last active during the 57th session of the General Assembly in 2003.” In
other words, the ad hoc open-ended working group is so open-ended it hasn’t met
in nearly a decade.
But that’s the great thing about the U.N.: It never fails
to surprise us with its predictability.
I’m beginning to think the U.N.’s defenders are the Don
Quixotes, only in reverse. Where the critics see the reality of the ravenous
giant, the U.N.’s defenders can only see a harmless windmill converting hot air
for the good of all mankind.
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