By Charles C. W. Cooke
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
I noticed a peculiar combination of sentences in a recent post by Jim Geraghty. In one, Jim related that
“Maine’s Democratic Governor Janet Mills [had] vetoed legislation that would have placed a moratorium on
the construction of new data centers in the state.” In the other, he concluded
that this decision “may be seen as a de facto surrender to her rival in the
Democratic U.S. Senate primary.” Got that? Mills has refused to completely
reject a source of massive investment in the state she runs, and, as a result,
she has accepted that she will lose ground electorally. How bizarre our
politics can be.
Jim’s analysis is correct, of course. Over the last
couple of years, data centers have become so unpopular in almost all parts of
this country that to embrace them openly is now likely to damage one’s
political fortunes. Thanks to a steady supply of propaganda and superstition, voters have come to regard the
prospect of a local server farm in much the same way as they might an abattoir
or a prison. The word is spat out — “data center” — as would be an expletive,
the unspoken assumption being that everyone agrees that these facilities are an
imposition, and that the only remaining question is how best to prevent their
spread.
Well, you can count me out from all that guff. In its
fervor, the sudden disdain toward “data centers” reminds me of nothing more
than the recent freakout over 5G, which was inexplicable at the time and
remains steadfastly so today. For those who are unfamiliar, 5G technology uses
radio waves that sit within the non-ionizing portion of the electromagnetic
spectrum — a fact that is also true of 4G and 3G and 2G and over-the-air
television and the old wooden radio on your great-grandmother’s side table. Scientifically,
there was nothing whatsoever about iteration number five that made it a better
candidate for panic and for conspiracy theories than the other developments
that had been deployed since the time of Guglielmo Marconi. And yet, for some
reason, tens of millions of people have come to throw the term around as if it
were meaningfully distinct from its predecessors. There’s an old Victor Borge
bit from the 1980s, in which he describes his grandfather’s attempts to develop
a popular drink. He started with “3-Up,” the joke goes, but that failed, so,
undeterred, he tried 4-Up, 5-Up, and 6-Up, before finally giving up and dying.
“Little did he know,” Borge says, “how close he came.” Why 7-Up? Good question.
Why 5G?
And why “data centers”? Currently, there are around 5,000
data centers across the United States, with tens of millions of servers running
inside of them, using hundreds of megawatts of power. And how could it be
otherwise, when, as a society, we are so enthusiastic about the results? The
introduction of AI is likely to lead to the production of around 1,300 new data
centers — many of them at hyperscale. But this is an expansion of the status
quo, not a shift. What, I wonder, do the newfound enemies of these projects
believe that the current internet runs on? There is, as ought to be obvious, no
such thing as “the cloud”; there are just computers, in racks, inside enormous
buildings that were constructed for the purpose of holding computers in racks.
You are reading this piece because of packets that were transmitted from a data
center. Your email works the same way. So do Netflix, Amazon, Spotify, your
bank, your kids’ school’s website, the text messages you send your brother, and
your annual Fantasy Football league. We already live in a data center world. We
have for at least 30 years.
Even stranger is the opposition to data centers from
those who lament the “deindustrialization” of the United States, and the
supposed lack of well-paying jobs. I am a conservative, and so, to some extent,
I understand the pull of nostalgia. But, in 2026, this is what “building
things” looks like. The federal government can impose as many tariffs and
industrial policies as it wishes, but it will not be able to halt the passage
of time. Alas, the textile mills and cereal factories are not coming back. But
computers — the great technology of our era? That is a different story. This
year, American companies are set to spend three quarters of a trillion dollars
on new data centers, much of it in exactly the sort of areas that are constantly described as having been
left behind. At present, the median salary for an electrician who works in data center
construction is $120,000. For HVAC technicians, that number is
$90,000; for mechanical engineers, it is
$100,000; and for site engineers, it is
$135,000. Personally, I do not understand why it is considered by some to
be more noble to work in a cannery than in a data center, but, regardless, only
one of those jobs is currently on offer. What is to be gained by railing
against that fact?
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