By Kevin D. Williamson
Thursday, August 23, 2018
Columbus, Ohio
Outside, it’s America. The name “Ohio” may be synonymous
with postindustrial Rust Belt gritty Trump-voting angst rage and despair, but
you don’t see a whole hell of a lot of that in and around the cheery and
well-scrubbed precincts of this city, which in the manner of pretty much all of
your typical state capitals and college towns is shielded from the worst
gyrations of Capital in the 21st Century
by the fat salaries and generous benefits enjoyed by the shiny happy public- to
semi-public-sector professional class thanks to the hard-got tax dollars of
working-stiff blue-collar types out there somewhere in the godforsaken Ohio
bush, and in fact it’s all pretty clean and optimistic and bustling as you fly
into John By-God Glenn American Goddamned Hero International Airport on a fine
summer day. It’s America out there, land of dudes with flat-mown bro beards
riding big new Harley-Davidson baggers (soon to be Made in Euroweenieland!) in
cargo shorts and boat shoes with no apparent fear of the asphalt gliding by their
naked knees at 62 mph, girls in Ray-Ban aviators driving convertible Mustangs
(the only actual car the faceless
intercontinental corporate behemoth still bearing the name of Henry Ford will
continue to make in these United States of America), glistening in the buggy
high-June heat, idling in a CO2-intensive fashion on formerly quiet suburban
lanes clogged by endless traffic way beyond whatever they were designed to
handle as the regular schmucks who have never heard about the New Urbanism or
Le Corbusier or anything like that continue their relentless march away from
the city centers toward bland exurban homes in weird little knots of
sidewalkless development where the long thin front yards run right up to the
asphalt, everybody seeking Fulfillment on a quarter-acre with three bedrooms
and Corian countertops. Between the city and exurbia is the yoga-pantsed polite
affluent monotony of Soviet Starbuckistan, those swollen little Lexus mini-SUVs
in tasteful neutral colors (seriously — what happened to all the red cars?)
gliding past Macy’s Nordstrom Sephora Texas de Brazil Old Navy the obligatory
retro barbershop Saks Off Fifth Container Store Petco Golf Galaxy Field &
Stream Dick’s Costco and then again no kidding Macy’s Field & Stream and
Dick’s all over again, the great expanse of Mr. Jefferson’s Continental Empire
of Liberty condensed and contracted here in the BobTaftian heartland into a
retail landscape as sterile and endlessly repetitious as a Philip Glass opera.
It’s easy to forget about Columbus, a city so average and
median and featureless and devoid of local eccentricity — cleverly subverting
the paradox of perfect averageness, it prides itself on being the fourth-most-average American city in
terms of age and ethnic makeup — that its boosters brag about its status as
“Test Market USA,” the proving grounds for (these are true facts) the McRib,
the Wendy’s pretzel burger, and the Taco Bell spicy Doritos Locos Taco. “We
decide the fate of cheeseburgers and presidents here in Columbus,” the head of a
local trade group boasted in the New York
Times. (Another variety of Fulfillment.) It may be bland, but it’s booming:
Columbus is in fact the fourth-fastest-growing city in the United States. Only
Indianapolis stands between Test Market USA and the Fulfillment of its dream of
becoming the second-largest city in the Midwest.
Somewhere out there, Fulfillment awaits.
You pass a Panera and a Panera and a Panera, until it
thins out. And then, after a goodly stretch of the semirural Ohio of dark green
fields, the One Purpose Community Church and the Modern Trailer Park, you see
it. Not exactly a beacon, but a sign on the outskirts of the not obviously volcanic or Sicilian village
of Etna, pointing the way toward the low-slung tilt-wall construction of the
New American Dream that curiously bears a mythically Greek name: Amazon
Fulfillment.
***
Matt Smith, who runs the sprawling Amazon Fulfillment
center in Etna, about 20 miles from Columbus proper, has had a lot of jobs in
his life, but only two employers: the United States Air Force, where he
traveled the world managing maintenance-and-repair operations for aircraft, and
Amazon. He’s a company man with the familiar all-American get-sh**-done
all-business-all-day managerial demeanor and the aggressively proper manners of
the U.S. military, and he speaks earnestly, and maybe even a little reverently,
about “Amazon’s Peculiar Ways” — a phrase that, to be clear, is capitalized in
little motivational signs around the facility, and there’s a peculiar mascot
called “Pecky” (not to be confused with Pecky the Rehab Chicken) who appears on
pins worn by employees here, which is, in fact, damned peculiar — those “peculiar ways” being the sincere if slightly
culty ways Amazon talks about and cultivates its internal institutional culture.
Amazon hosts seminars on “Amazon’s Peculiar Ways” for young professionals and
business groups, and Smith is steeped in that gospel, citing the company’s
“Bias for Action” as the foundation for keeping the packages moving through the
little citadel under his direction.
About that citadel: It’s a big, cavernous, multilevel
space, one of those places where they give you its dimensions in the One True
American Metric System, that being multiples of football fields (about 28 in
this case), and there are miles of conveyor belts, more than 1 million square
feet of working space, and it’s full of robots, thousands of them, little runty
orange Roomba-looking things that would not look entirely out of place on the
Death Star as they shuffle around the “pod forest,” moving big towers of goods
in pursuit of what Smith describes as “ideal inventory placement.”
Fulfillment at work, on an industrial scale.
Amazon at large employs more than 100,000 robots, a bunch
of them here in Etna. Kiva Systems, a robotics company that developed an
inventory system once used by companies ranging from the Gap and Saks Fifth
Avenue to Walgreens and Staples, designed Amazon’s robots, and Amazon liked
them so much that it did what Amazon does and bought the company, which is now
Amazon Robotics. The Gap etc. had to find new robot suppliers when their
contracts ran out. There’s something kind of quietly and gently ruthless about
Amazon — Jeff Bezos (peace be upon him) could be a kinder, gentler Lex Luthor —
and the Etna facility, with its smiley-face-yellow inventory trays and its
smiley-face-yellow guardrails and its smiley-face-yellow columns holding up the
roof, does not scream “You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!” but it
does kind of whisper it.
But ain’t nobody complaining about the paychecks.
Amazon employs about 5,000 people in Ohio, most of them
at the Etna facility, and last summer it put up a great big “Help Wanted” sign
and announced it was looking to hire 1,000 more people in Etna, population
16,373. Amazon hires people the way the Moonies marry them, and they come from
all over. When a new class of associates arrives, the company is known to roll
out a welcome carpet in Amazon colors and hire high-school marching bands to
play.
“Ohio is great for us,” Smith says. “From Ohio, we can
serve both the Midwest and the Northeast. We get great local support.” Amazon
is among the largest employers in Ohio, and in many of the towns hosting its
fulfillment centers it is the largest single employer. That gives it a lot of
leverage. When Amazon got ready to open the Etna center, there were the usual
concerns about disruptions from construction and wear and tear on the roads
from the gigantic fleet of trucks going in and out of the facility every day.
Smith acknowledges that there are externalities associated with the operations
of his million-square-foot empire. But a thousand jobs buys a company a lot of
good will, and Amazon (market capitalization just over $900 billion as of this
writing, and probably on its way to $1 trillion) can afford to treat its
workers and its host communities pretty well. Eighteen or twenty bucks an hour
— “and benefits from Day One,” as at least three different Amazonians emphasize
in the same words — goes a pretty good ways in and around this area, where you
can buy a modest but decent house for around $100,000. Amazon has a classroom
where employees can take college courses, including studies to prepare them for
jobs other than working at an Amazon Fulfillment center. They’ve just finished
up classes for employees who want to become pharmacy techs.
The employees hustle and hustle. Making rate is what this
is all about. Amazon managers like to say their employees treat every package
like it’s somebody’s Christmas present, and Christmas is . . . now. At peak
holiday capacity, the Etna facility can move a million packages in and out on
the same day, the majority of them coming from Amazon sort centers, little
substations in the vast network of Fulfillment. Amazon employees are not much
inclined to complain in front of their bosses, but away from executive
oversight they do not complain very much, either. They do complain about making
rate and the pressure they feel, about mandatory overtime, and they intimate
occasionally that the little orange guys scurrying around on the floor are not
the only ones who are treated like robots. Some complain that the facility is
so large that they spend most of their breaks walking to and from the break
room. But few of them say they’re looking for other employment. They want to
move up at Amazon.
“Look, this is a warehouse job,” Smith says. “There’s
nothing I can do about that. The nature of the work is what it is. But we can
make it a great place to work.” Life on the line at Amazon is, of course,
repetitive. Everything that can be automated is automated. Algorithms figure
out what order to move the inventory in, and computers decide what kind of box
best suits each order. (If you buy six or seven things on Amazon at once, your
order might come from a couple of different places, which is why sometimes it’s
all in one box and sometimes it isn’t.) Every item has a unique identifier that
links it to an order — there are no names on the orders until the very end,
since Amazon (which sells sex toys and bondage gear along with laundry soap and
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective
People) seeks to protect customers’ privacy — and displays at every
employee station show what each item is supposed to look like as workers grab
it and put it into a box. Even the tape that goes on the box is automatically
measured and cut to length. The employees mostly move items from inventory
trays into delivery boxes, visually confirming that each thing is what it is
supposed to be. Even the things that are supposed to be fun and motivational have
a slightly Pavlovian flavor to them: Fulfillment rates are calculated in real
time, and those data are compiled and displayed in the form of a racetrack
video game, with the different floors in the Fulfillment center competing
against one another. (Today, the third floor is in the lead.) It’s like Gran Turismo Sport for inventory
management, competitive Fulfillment for long shifts starting in the early
morning.
“They don’t have to play that,” Smith says. “But it’s
fun.”
An associate passes by, wearing a Pecky pin.
Whoosh, click,
whoosh, click, whoosh, click — making rate.
And then it’s off to the SLAM line.
“This is cool,” Smith says. “We call it the SLAM line,
which stands for ‘Shipping Label and Mailing.’ This is the first time a name is
associated with an order. But there’s no slamming.” Instead, an air cannon
comes down and stops just short of the surface of each box and then blows the
label onto it, so there’s no squishing anything. “We are obsessed with our
customers,” Smith says. “Customer Obsession” is in fact No. 1 on Amazon’s list
of its Peculiar Ways.
Fulfillment.
***
One peculiar thing is that the people who work directly
with the robots are called “amnesty associates.” Justin Myers is one. Before
Amazon, he worked mostly in a variety of retail and fast-food jobs, including
stints at Wendy’s and Chipotle. He seems like the kind of guy who might very well
have started a company like Amazon. I ask him how long he has been in the
Fulfillment business, and he answers precisely: “One year and ten days.” He
tends to anthropomorphize the robots (“Sometimes, they don’t want to hear what
we have to say, and they decide they need to take a break”) and is a lifelong
technology enthusiast and tinkerer, having built his own computers when he was
a kid and put together homemade robots. And then there was the hovercraft. “I
made my own hovercraft when I was ten, with a leaf-blower and things in my
garage,” he says. “It did not run very long. I ran into a neighbor’s bush.”
Myers works in the pod forest, the quiet back end of the operation where
worldly goods rest in tall yellow towers awaiting Fulfillment. “It’s really quiet,
really peaceful back there,” he says. “It’s surreal, almost, to go from an
environment that has people running around doing stuff to one of the quietest
places.”
Amazon’s robots are a little more sophisticated than the
ones he built as a child. “It’s a dance, watching them speed on by, watching
them navigate around each other, around the pod forest. It’s like a
seventh-grade dance, where they come near but don’t touch.” He drives an hour
to work to officially begin his day at 7:30 a.m. He’s hoping to stay with
Amazon and move up to the main corporate offices one day. But he’s not unhappy
where he is. “It’s the best job I’ve had so far.”
There’s a science-fiction feel to some of this, with the
robots and all, but the work environment here isn’t so much Jetsons as Japanese. Matt Smith, the
director of operations, leads a group of employees in a (voluntary) morning
run, in much the same way that many Japanese firms organize exercise sessions
for their employees during the workday. (Honda was an early innovator, but
today these sessions are so common that there is a radio station dedicated to
nothing but broadcasting calisthenics routines.) Smith mentions kaizen, the Japanese business philosophy
of “continual improvement.” Amazon is big on kaizen. For Amazon, that’s part of the “Customer Obsession,” with
Jeff Bezos insisting that customers will not pay for waste and cannot be
expected to. (Lean operations are of course good for profit, too, but Amazon
and its shareholders have shown themselves willing to accept relatively low
profit margins, mystifying a great many Wall Street analysts so attuned to
quarter-by-quarter management that they cannot understand Amazon’s long game,
even as plain as Amazon is about it.) Employee complaints tend to focus on that
cog-in-the-machine theme. Amazon is a flexible employer — within limits. But
get on the wrong side of that kaizen
math — e.g., by taking some unscheduled time off in December, when Amazon is at
DefCon 1 — and you’ll encounter the less cuddly side of Amazon.
This is an old and familiar story. There is a beloved
myth that Henry Ford decided to pay his workers more generously on the theory
that he stood to gain if they could afford to buy his cars. There isn’t an atom
of truth to that, in fact. One of Ford’s great problems was employee turnover.
For all of today’s sentimental talk about “good factory jobs,” turning a wrench
or bolting on wheels in a 20th-century automobile factory was fairly awful
work. It was repetitive and monotonous, rote but dangerous enough that it
required concentration, exhausting, and boring. Henry Ford raised his wages
because he couldn’t get — and, more important, keep — good workers at rates
comparable to those for other blue-collar jobs of his time.
Fulfillment is the new factory job. It isn’t awful, but
it isn’t easy. It’s not a Bangladeshi sweatshop, but there are long hours, with
lots of standing, lots of walking, lots of lifting, lots of noise, and lots of
pressure to make rate. But ask the Amazonians in Etna what they think their
next-best employment option is and the answer you’ll most often get is: another
warehouse job that doesn’t pay as well at a company that doesn’t have Amazon’s
sometimes overbearing but generally sincere commitment to satisfy its customer
obsession by making the best use of its people.
Shalonda Brashear, recently promoted from process
assistant to area manager, has a long day. She arrives at work at 6:30 a.m. for
a 7 a.m. shift and will stay until 5:30 p.m. She’s been at Amazon three and a
half years and has made a short significant journey along a well-trod path,
transferring from Elizabethtown, Ky., to Ohio for a better job. She had been
the director of a child-care program, and at Amazon she is a manager of people.
When an employee comes in needing something — from taking the day off to
dealing with a nonfunctioning work station — Brashear is the first stop. She
speaks fluent Amazonian, describing her job as “lots of engagement with
associates, providing that support.” She praises Amazon for its medical benefits
and time-off options. “When I needed those, they supported me in every possible
way,” she says. A year or two down the line, she hopes, she’ll be an operations
manager, a job listed at Glassdoor and Indeed as paying more than $100,000 a
year.
Amazon hires a lot of engineers and software nerds and
MBAs and such. But Amazon moves real goods in the real world, meaning it also
needs people who do real labor. From the company’s job postings: “Fort Worth:
Basic Qualifications: High-school diploma or equivalent; able to work all days
and shifts, including overtime; blueprint and electrical schematic reading;
Preferred Qualifications: Degree from vocational school or college with focus
in the mechanical or electrical field; 2+ years apprenticeship or equivalent
experience in the mechanical or electrical field; Experience with Material
Handling Equipment safety standards.” Or: “Hebron, Kentucky: Preferred
Qualifications: 2+ years commercial driving experience in a vehicle of similar
size, weight, and controls as a terminal tractor and proficiency in backing
trailers into dock doors and parking slips.” And if you’re wondering how the
four-year college degree is currently valued: “Shawnee, Kansas: Bachelor’s
degree or 2+ years Amazon experience.”
***
This is Silicon Valley’s back of the shop. Walk around
the parking lot and you’ll see a few employees gathered around the Cheezy
Street food truck, and the most expensive car you’ll see is a decked-out Ford
pickup truck. There aren’t any Teslas here. There are some six-figure salaries
to be had in Fulfillment, but, for the most part, the people working here
aren’t getting rich. What they are doing is earning a pretty good wage and
more-than-decent benefits doing very hard work for a very demanding company
that rewards those who fit into its “peculiar” version of American enterprise.
For those who don’t . . .
It is a peculiar place, with its own strange internal
geography: Items that have been banged around too much to be suitable for
Fulfillment are sent away to a purgatory called “Damageland.” Employees —
“associates” in the inevitable corporatespeak — are graded on a point system:
demerits, basically. Get too many and you’re damaged goods, too. Amazonians may
sometimes find themselves unhappy with their schedules or displeased with
supervisors, who sometimes treat them just a little bit like the robots roaming
the pod forest, but they don’t complain that the rules aren’t clear.
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And that’s the thing, really. These modern blue-collar
jobs at Amazon — and in the back end of the rest of the high-tech world, from
guys doing the maintenance at Google’s server farms to guys driving forklifts
in the warehouses of high-tech midwestern chemical companies — aren’t really
all that different from the factory jobs our fathers and grandfathers worked
back during the so-called golden age of American manufacturing, which, if you
look into it a little bit, wasn’t really all that golden at all. Some of the
associates at Etna were working at Chipotle or Home Depot before they came to
Amazon, but some of them were in neurological consulting. They come from a wide
array of educational backgrounds, which shines a great bright light on the
ass-backwardness of the American higher-education system as it relates to the
relationship between school and work. There are lots of people who go to
college for purely intellectual and social reasons, majoring in art history or
sociology or English with no intention of becoming art historians or
sociologists or roving correspondents for political magazines. But there are
also people who go to college because they want to get a good job and they
think that college is the way to do that. And sometimes it is: If you want to
be an accountant or a lawyer or a physician, there’s a lot of prefatory education
you’ll need to complete. But for those with more industrial ambitions, for the
all-American get-sh**-done all-business types who might rise through the ranks
of Amazon’s vast and complex ecosystem of Fulfillment, we get the timeline all
backward: It would make far more sense for them to start working these jobs
when they are 17 or 18 years old and then figure out what they’re interested in
and what kind of additional education might be needful. Because running a
maintenance operation for Amazon doesn’t mean just knowing how to fix a wonky
bay door, it means — quoting from a job listing here — “experience with a
Computerized Maintenance Management System,” whatever that is. No 18-year-olds
— and not very many college seniors — get up in the morning knowing that they
need to know about that. Things move fast in the 21st century, and it’s not
clear that we can really educate young people into the best blue-collar jobs —
rather, it will take getting them into entry-level jobs at places like Amazon
to reveal what it is they need to learn. “I’m trying to become an area
manager,” says Christian Larkin, a young associate with a year on the job who
is wearing a Pecky pin. “That means learning every possible process path,
learning the associate’s life, and getting used to Amazon life.” He used to
work in a hospital. “This is less stress.”
Is it Fulfillment? It’s a start.
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