By Heather Wilhelm
Friday, October 06, 2017
This fall, if you’re lucky enough to hang your hat at the
leafy, cloistered, and widely acclaimed Amherst College — checking in at #2 in
the rankings of national liberal-arts colleges by U.S. News and World Report, with tuition at a mere $60,000 a year!
— you can learn about one of the greatest mysteries in the universe.
It is truly a question for the ages, in line with
puzzlers such as what happens to space–time in the heart of a super-massive
black hole, how free will and predestination can truly coexist, and why Finding Bigfoot, the well-funded Animal
Planet television series now in its ninth season, has never actually managed
to, you know, find Bigfoot. Prepare for your minds to be blown, dorm-dwellers:
How do women ever become conservative?
The course that tackles this question, titled
“Contemporary Debates: Women and Right-Wing Populism,” explores “why some women
become prominent right-wing leaders and activists” while others join with
“progressive forces to fight for the rights of women.” Ah, “the rights of
women.” The phrase might sound virtuous and grand, but those who’ve circled the
political block more than once probably know that it tends to be code for three
things: a) abortion b) more government, and c) even more government. (Surprise!)
Indeed, right-wingers do not tend to fight for these
things. The reasons are not mysterious and could be quickly cleared up by
having an actual right-leaning woman come in and lecture for a day or two.
Normally, I would offer to do so for a somewhat reasonable fee, but for
conservatives of all stripes, many of today’s college campuses have morphed
into a terrifying blend of the Salem Witch Trials, a Ken Kesey acid test with
despondent undertones, and the running of the bulls at Pamplona.
If this sort of nonsense were limited to the goofballs at
Amherst, we could brush it off as a blip on the broader national screen. Sadly,
it goes all the way to the top. This week, Michelle Obama blithely labeled the
congressional GOP as “all male, all white.” This remark might come as a
surprise to well-known GOP lawmakers like Tim Scott, Marco Rubio, Joni Ernst,
and Mia Love, not to mention the 20 other Republican women in the House of
Representatives alone, but never mind.
The monochrome, mono-gender GOP, Obama suggested, is one
of the reasons “why people don’t trust politics.” Well, it could be that, or it
could be because prominent political figures on both sides of the aisle seem
locked into a secret competition to see who can be the most insufferable. The
former first lady’s comments came just days after her declaration that “any
women who voted against Hillary Clinton voted against their own voice.”
Good gravy. Hillary Clinton is a lot of things, but she
is not my voice. We have vastly differing views on abortion, taxes, the
economy, freedom of speech, the Second Amendment — America’s constitutional gun
rights, by the way, are a great equalizer for women — and whether or not it is
a good idea to get the government involved in every nook and cranny of American
life. I don’t know why more women aren’t annoyed by the repeated Democratic
insinuation that they cannot think for themselves, or by the idea that they
could easily be tricked into fawning over an inept politician just because she
has lady parts, but here we are.
Sadly, on the left, the obsessive gender-based narrative
will continue — full-throated, predictable, repetitive — and many women will
continue to play along. On his show this week, Jimmy Fallon featured a bevy of
female writers and a tearful Miley Cyrus delivering overwrought thank-you notes
to special guest Hillary Clinton. For her part, Clinton sat there and chortled,
righteous and aglow. For my part, I sat and marveled.
Why on earth were these people thanking Hillary Clinton?
She lost! She was so bad that many people debated sitting the whole election
out. Great Britain had the glory of the Iron Lady; modern Democrats have the
Countess o’ Kryptonite. Don’t take my word for it: This spring, a Washington Post/ABC News survey showed
that Donald Trump would win both the electoral vote and the popular vote in a rematch with Clinton. A recent Bloomberg
poll had Trump’s favorability ratings besting Clinton’s as well.
There’s only one conclusion: People must not know that
Hillary Clinton is a woman. Surely, the word will eventually get out! There are
no female failings, after all — well, okay, there’s one, which is the
regrettable tendency of some women to lean to the political right. It is truly
a mystery for the ages.
After all, as our very empowered friends on the left like
to remind us, don’t we women all think alike?
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