By Jonah Goldberg
Wednesday, November 05, 2014
It used to be that the first Tuesday in November was
Election Day, but now it is the last day of Election Month.
Election Month is bad, but it's a symptom of a deeper
problem that makes the underlying problem worse. As George Orwell said, "A
man may take to drink because he feels himself to be a failure, but then fail
all the more completely because he drinks."
The deeper problem is that we simultaneously expect too
much and too little of casting a ballot. See, for instance, actress Lena
Dunham's "5 Reasons Why I Vote (and You Should Too)" on Planned
Parenthood's website. Reason No. 1: "When you vote, you feel so, so
good."
"You will have the best day just because you
voted," she writes. "I wore fishnets and a little black dress to
vote, then walked around with a spring in my slinky step. It lasted for days. I
can summon it when I'm blue. It's more effective than exercise or ecstasy or
cheesecake ..."
Of all the reasons one should vote, using ballots as a
balm to cure low self-esteem has to be the most pathetic. But it is reason No.
5 that gets to the heart of the problem. Dunham writes that "voting is
kind of a gateway drug to 'getting involved.'"
This is a widely held view and, as far as I can tell,
there is absolutely no truth to it. But even if voting boosted civic
participation, the very idea puts the cart before the horse. It is like saying
you should buy a car because that way you might learn to drive, or saying take
the test and then study for it later. Voting should come at the end of civic
engagement, not at the beginning.
Of course, it's no wonder that politicians, activists and
consultants are constantly shouting, "Fire! Aim! Ready!" They've
taken to heart a consumer culture that sees closing the sale as the only
important metric. The hosts of shopping network QVC don't care if you actually
use the exercise equipment you buy, they just want you to believe that buying a
Shake Weight will make you a better person long enough to process your credit
card.
It's amusing to note that Dunham, who could also be seen
dancing in her dingy underwear for a Rock the Vote video that encouraged young
people to vote (and vote liberal) in Tuesday's
midterms, never actually voted in the previous midterm
elections. At least when George Foreman appears in an infomercial, you can
assume he's actually used his own grill.
Both political parties were determined to boost turnout
among "low-propensity voters," a euphemism for people who don't care
very much about politics. Naturally, this often means they also don't know very
much about politics. As a result, the pros must tell them their votes matter
more than they do. That's why the Georgia Democratic Party distributed fliers
to black voters suggesting that a vote for the Republicans would somehow cause
a replay of the shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri.
In Colorado, NARAL Pro-Choice America ran an ad insisting
that a vote for the Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate would lead to a
ban on women's birth control and, as a result, a critical condom shortage.
If you hadn't been paying attention, you might not have
known that the Republican candidate, Rep. Cory Gardner, actually favored making
birth control available over the counter. That's forgivable ignorance. But, if
you think a single senator from a single state can ban birth control (never
mind that he doesn't want to), then you are so staggeringly clueless about how
our political system works, you shouldn't vote at all. Indeed, any self-esteem
boost you might get from pulling a lever in a polling booth would be like a
pebble in the ocean of shame you should feel for being so ignorant.
Now, it's entirely true that the practice of inflating
the stakes of an election was old when Periclean Athens was young, but making
it so much easier to vote -- over such a long period -- exacerbates the problem
by giving campaigns a whole month for rolling, targeted demagoguery.
"Vote first, ask questions later" is not a
mantra of good citizenship. It's a marketing strategy designed to reward
politicians for voters' ignorance.
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