By Jonah Goldberg
Saturday, December 17, 2016
On Wednesday, I went to National Review HQ in New York for the first time in years.
Whenever I enter the building, what with all the lasers and retina scanners and
pressure-sensitive floors, the music from Get
Smart plays in my head. If you don’t know what Get Smart is/was then you probably aren’t a middle-aged dude who
watched too much TV after school.
Anyway, it was good to see so many folks from the old
days as well as the young’ns populating the place. Several of the Buckley
Fellows looked like someone granted George Will his wish to be 15 years old
again. I finally met Mark Antonio Wright, the young man who retrieves this
“news”letter from the pneumatic tube like a hungry homeless guy with an
untwisted wire hanger trying to get a wet, discarded raisin bagel out of the
storm drain.
“Ugh, those aren’t raisins.”
Still, while it was good to see Cooke, French,
Williamson, and even that ol’ debil Lowry, I really wanted the trip to be more
like Alec Baldwin’s pep-talk in Glengarry
Glen Ross. “The writer with the most unique visitors gets the good story
assignments. The writer with the second most, gets a set of steak knives . . .
where are you going, Ms. Timpf?”
“I’m getting more wine!”
“Wine is for closers only.”
Never Trump
Nevermore
Speaking of Cooke and French, they should do a podcast
together called “French Cooke.” Also, speaking of those guys, they’ve done most
of the heavy lifting on this notion that the Never Trump conservatives have
“surrendered” to Trump. But I would like to throw in my two or three cents, as
I get grief from the Left and the Right everyday about this stuff. From the
Left, I’m told that if I don’t crap out my spleen in panic every 20 minutes
begging the Electoral College to “stop Trump” (by asking the House of
Representatives to elect Trump), it means I have surrendered entirely and that
I was never really “never Trump” in the first place.
This is nonsense. Liberals love to play this game where
they define conservative principles for conservatives and then say that if you
don’t adhere to them as liberals want, you’re a hypocrite. This was the essence
of about 65 percent of Michael Kinsley’s “If conservatives were serious . . . ”
punditry.
From the Right, any time I say anything — and I mean anything — critical of Trump, I’m told
it’s proof that I’m “bitter” or “biased” and that I can’t admit I was wrong
about him, etc. I can go on TV and say that Trump has been brilliant at x and y
but I’m still concerned about z, and all I’ll hear is the whistle of incoming
ALL CAPS arrows: GET OVER IT! HE WON! GO AWAY NEVER TRUMPERS! HOW DO I TURN OFF
CAPLOCK!!!111! Etc.
The thing is: Never Trump is over. Never Trump was about
the GOP primary and the general election, not the presidency. The Left wants to
claim it must be a permanent movement, denying the legitimacy of Trump’s election
forever, or we were never serious. Well, that’s not what we — or at least I —
signed up for.
But you know what is alive and well? Always Trump. These
are the folks who think Trump must be defended and celebrated no matter what he
does or says. In fairness, some of these people are still auditioning for jobs
in the administration and know they must follow the rhetorical principle of
“not one step backward.” But others are just normal Americans who love Trump
and think that I’m somehow duty-bound to say I love him too, no matter what he
does. Well, I didn’t sign up for that either.
Whenever I say this, someone shrieks at me about my
“arrogance” or “hubris” — for reasons I truly cannot fathom. But I’ll say it
again: I’m going to call ’em like I see ’em and wait and see if I was wrong
about Trump. So far, I’ve said that most of his cabinet picks have been a
pleasant and welcome surprise. But he’s also done plenty of things that make me feel like I had him pegged all along.
We only have one president at a time — and the guy isn’t even president yet.
I’ll give him a chance. But I won’t lie for him either.
For Russia, With
Love
So, the other week a friend of mine — another columnist
type — pointed something out to me. There are already plenty of opportunities to
say “I told you so” about Trump, the problem is people don’t care. I’ve been
writing for over a year about how conservatism is getting corrupted by populism
and nationalism, but when everybody is a populist nationalist who do I get to
say “I told you so” to?
As Charlie Sykes notes today, all of the “it’s a binary
choice!” talk during the election forced Republicans not just to forgive
Trump’s personal shortcomings and ideological deviations, but to embrace them.
The hope was that after November 8, the same logic that forced people to
embrace the lesser of two evils would also force them to recognize that the
lesser of two evils is not great. That hasn’t happened. Instead, we get Mike
Pence throwing shade at the free market and the supposed defenders of conservative
orthodoxy defending industrial policy.
And now it’s Russia. Support for Putin among Republicans
has grown by more than threefold since 2014. I wonder why? Do you think 37
percent of Republicans have studied the geopolitical situation closely and
decided that Putin really isn’t such a bad sort? Is Russia Today, the
Kremlin-funded cable-TV channel, really that persuasive?
Frankly, I resent the fact that I even feel the need to
explain how Putin is a bad guy, doing bad things, so I’m just going to skip
that part and assert it. What’s particularly galling, though, is to listen to
the Always Trump pundits spin themselves into a Gordian knot trying to defend
Trump’s bromantic putinphilia. Here’s a typical defense I’ve heard from many
Always Trump pundits (that I’ll keep nameless, as I may see them at Fox’s
Christmas party soon).
It usually starts with the charge of hypocrisy:
“First of all, wasn’t it President Obama who mocked Mitt
Romney for calling Russia our No. 1 geopolitical foe?”
This is a fair, clean shot. Obama did beclown himself
with his sick burn of Romney. And so did his defenders. But they can at least
argue that events changed and so did their opinions. In other words, Obama
& Co. are not necessarily hypocrites when they denounce Russia now, they’re
merely implicitly conceding they were naïve partisan asses when they thought
Russia was the bees knees for so long.
But then, often in the same breath, the Always Trumper
pivots, saying there’s no evidence Russia did anything wrong and there’s
nothing amiss whatsoever with Trump’s fondness for Putin.
Waitaminute.
Which is it? Were Obama & Co. wrong for mocking
Romney or was Romney wrong for calling out Russia?
Trump and Romney fundamentally disagree about Russia.
Using 2012 Romney to beat up 2016 Obama is fine, but it’s not a killer argument
to do that while implicitly agreeing with 2012 Obama.
The Perils of
Whataboutism
Since it’s so close to Festivus, I will continue to air
personal grievances. There has been a riot of whataboutism these days.
I suppose I should back up and explain what
“whataboutism” is.
In layman’s terms, whataboutism is the practice of
deflecting a criticism of you or your side by pointing to the flaws of the
critic and his or her side.
Apparently, American Cold Warriors coined the term to
describe the favorite propaganda techniques of the Soviet Union. As The Economist magazine put it in 2008,
“Any criticism of the Soviet Union (Afghanistan, martial law in Poland,
imprisonment of dissidents, censorship) was met with a ‘What about . . . ’
(apartheid South Africa, jailed trade-unionists, the Contras in Nicaragua, and
so forth).”
We saw a poignant resurgence in this classical form of
whataboutism in the wake of the long overdue demise of Cuban dictator Fidel
Castro. “You think Cuba is bad on human rights, what about America, where
[fill-in-the-blank with left-wing clichés about how terrible America is].”
But while the term “whataboutism” is of a relatively
recent vintage, the practice itself is ancient and formally goes by the
technical term “tu quoque,” meaning
in Latin, “you also.” It’s one of the more famous logical fallacies (a
derivative of the appeal to hypocrisy), and it works like this: Your doctor
tells you that you need to lose some weight or you’ll have heart attack. You
respond, “Oh yeah, doc, you’re not exactly a runway model either.”
Now it may be true that your doctor is just as fat as
you. But that has no bearing on the legitimacy of the diagnosis. If I say
you’re a slob, you might respond, “You have no right to judge” given my own
messy habits. Whatever you may think of the right to judge per se (personally,
I think it keeps much of civilization afloat), that doesn’t change the
underlying facts. My penchant for gluttony doesn’t make me wrong when I say
you’re a glutton, even if it might make me a hypocrite. As the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy puts
it, “The value of advice is not wholly dependent on the integrity of the
advisor.”
So, you can see how whataboutism is closely related to
the vacuous and ubiquitous catchphrase “you have no right to judge.” But,
regardless, as a way to change the subject, distract the audience, and
generally muddy-up important distinctions and facts, whataboutism is
invaluable. It’s a way of making a moral-equivalence argument while sounding
like you’re making high-minded moral distinctions.
And I should say, Trump does it all the time. When Joe
Scarborough pointed out to him that Putin murders dissidents and journalists,
Trump responded, “Well, I think our country does a lot of killing too, Joe.”
Last summer, when the New York Times
asked Trump what he thought of the brutal crackdown in Turkey that led to over
50,000 people thrown in jail, he responded. “I think right now when it comes to
civil liberties, our country has a lot of
problems . . . ”
That said, Barack Obama may still be the world champion.
His insistence that Americans have no right to get on their “high horse” about
ISIS’s atrocities because of the misdeeds of Christians a thousand years ago
remains the ne plus ultra of whataboutist asininity.
Now, I don’t really mind whataboutist arguments across
ideological lines. That is actually what a lot of intellectual fights should be
about: holding the other side — and your own — to expressed principles when
partisan winds change. There’s nothing wrong with holding Obama to the
standards he leveled against Bush when it comes to things like the national
debt or the toppling of Moammar Qaddafi. That’s the good kind of whataboutism.
For example, Charlie Cooke noted last week that liberals
have been flirting with illiberalism for years and they didn’t care because
they were winning. Liberals shot back that Charlie was a “Whataboutist!” trying
to deflect from Trump’s singular, democracy-destroying, concentrated, and sui
generis evil.
Sorry, I don’t buy that. Charlie is critical of Trump and Obama. His point is that
progressives don’t mind illiberalism when illiberalism advances their aims. (If
only I’d written a book or two that touched on this.) Similarly, I criticized
Barack Obama’s hostility to the free market and fondness for picking winners
and losers. I don’t see why I should suddenly embrace those policies when/if
Trump does it.
We are in a moment of peak whataboutism on the right. As
a columnist, I get it. I even partake in it from time to time. For instance, I
have more than once pointed out that the very same Democrats who hied to their
fainting couches over Donald Trump’s denigration of the democratic system are
now hell-bent on denigrating it even more. But I was critical when Trump did it
too, so my consistency is secure.
And this brings me to my grievance. What drives me crazy
is when conservatives tell me I must use Obama or Hillary Clinton as the metric
by which I judge Donald Trump. If I note that Trump said something stupid (no
really, it happens sometimes), the retort comes back, “Well, he didn’t refer to
57 states!” or “At least Trump didn’t pronounce it ‘corpse’ man!”
Well, okay . . . ? I criticized Obama about those things,
too. What’s your point?
I mildly criticized Trump’s Taiwan call on its messaging
and planning, but agreed with it in principle. The immediate response was:
“What about what Obama did in Cuba!?” Sure as shinola, someone will respond to
the above stuff about Putin, by saying, “What about Hillary’s ‘reset’!?” or,
“Don’t you remember when Obama said he’d be more flexible after the election?
Did you criticize that!?!”
And my answer is: “Uh, yeah.”
During the election, the case against Hillary was the case for
Trump for a lot of people and for wholly legitimate reasons. But the election
is over. On the post-election National
Review cruise, I was on a panel with a respected conservative who said that
we should measure every Trump policy against the yardstick of “What would
Hillary Clinton have done?” I’m grateful Hillary lost, of course, but that’s
crazy. It’s also an invitation for my greatest pre-election worries to come
true. “At least he’s better than Hillary” was a perfectly valid standard for
conservatives in the voting booth. It is a suicidal standard for the
conservative movement during a Trump presidency.
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