By Kevin D. Williamson
Friday, December 23, 2016
There is a scene in Dune
in which an old witch threatens a young nobleman with a device “that only kills
animals.” He takes offense: “Are you suggesting the duke’s son might be an
animal?” She wryly replies: “Let us say that I am suggesting you may be human.”
About 97 percent of the human genome is identical to that
of orangutans, which are solitary and pacifistic. But about 99 percent of our
DNA is identical to that of chimpanzees — which are intensely social and
fierce. The genetic difference between orangutan and chimpanzee is relatively
small, and the genetic difference between chimpanzee and H. sap. is tiny
indeed. (“My brother, Esau, is a hairy man.”) Every day presents a struggle
between the better angels of our nature and the inner chimp.
The inner chimp is always there, and, sometimes, he wins.
The inner chimp shows up in unexpected places, not the
least of them the cabin of a JetBlue airliner at JFK airport in New York
preparing to take Ivanka Trump, daughter of the president-elect, to wherever it
was she was going. By now you have heard the story: A fellow by the name of
Matthew Lasner, a professor at New York’s Hunter College, tweeted that his
husband (oh, that 21st-century English!) had spied Ivanka Trump and her child
on a flight and was “chasing them down to harass them.” His husband, Daniel
Goldstein, apparently did just that, berating the mother and child until he and
his husband were escorted off the airplane.
I suppose that by now regular readers of National Review will have figured out
that my sympathy for the Trumps is . . . limited. My own view is that Donald
and Ivanka and Uday and Qusay are genuinely bad human beings and that the
American public has made a grave error in entrusting its highest office to this
cast of American Psycho extras. That
a major political party was captured by these cretins suggests that its members
are not worthy of the blessings of this republic. But here we are.
I also believe that the Clinton family is more of a crime
syndicate than an abortive political dynasty and that the Americans who support
them are at best in need of some criticism and are in many cases genuinely bad
citizens. That a major political party was captured by these cretins suggests
that its members are not worthy of the blessings of this republic. But, again,
here we are.
What should I do when I see a Subaru pulling into the
Whole Foods parking lot with an “I’m With Her” bumper sticker? Should I lecture
the driver? Scream at him? Yell at his kids? Kick in his headlights? Run down
his address and send him a gift subscription to National Review?
No. That would be bonkers.
That would be chimpy.
It would be far better and far more human (and we
Christians should be thinking this time of year about what it means to be
human, in the flesh) to do the opposite, to pull past that coveted parking
space and let him have it rather than let
him have it. It would be far better to let that shrill schoolmarmish type
in the Hillary sweatshirt, or that douchey young finance bro sitting next to me
at breakfast today talking about “Donald” and “Rex” as though they were old
friends, pass with nothing more than a friendly smile. We are called to be something
more than our emotions and appetites and allegiances.
But that is also the approach consistent with enlightened
self-interest. Manners are a misunderstood thing: They are not, at heart, about
aesthetics, about making yourself a
more pleasant dining companion. It does not matter, in itself and in the
greater analysis, which fork you use for your salad. The point of manners is to
make other people feel valued, respected, and considered.
Which is to say, the point of manners is to keep the
peace.
We develop complex social codes and social rituals in
order to prevent violence. Violence, suppression, and misery were all most of
the human race knew until the day before yesterday, when the emergence of
market capitalism taught us how to cooperate with one another and the
Industrial Revolution gave us the means to do so on a grand scale. It isn’t
Leviathan who prevents bellum omnium
contra omnes — it is manners, the rules of social intercourse, that keep us
from poking each other in the chimp.
Politics always brings out tribalism — politics is
tribalism for most people — and this year’s election has been more tribalistic
than most: Witness how the 80-odd percent of Republicans who opposed bailouts
when they were done by Barack Obama reversed course and became the 80-odd
percent of Republicans who support bailouts when organized by Donald Trump. (It
is not a question of GM vs. Carrier, after all.) Those affinities and loyalties
are deeply imprinted in us, and there is no escaping them.
But we are called to be more, to be human, to be morally
and spiritually larger than what’s within our own skins. And if that is beyond
your personal capacity, you are in luck. You don’t have to be a saint. All you
really have to do is to mind your manners and you can pass for human most of
the time.
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