By Kurt Schlichter
Monday, September 02, 2013
Like so many normal Americans, I recently discovered
twerking, and true to the intent of its practitioners, it blew my bourgeois
mind. No, not because of its
transgressive rejection of traditional values like modesty and dignity but
because, until then, I had always thought sexuality was supposed to be sexy.
The tiresome antics of former Disney princess Miley Cyrus
exemplifies a larger phenomenon.
Liberalism, in our culture and in our politics, is figuratively twerking
all normal Americans. And it is up to us
to fight back.
Regular authoritarians are content to simply be obeyed;
they don’t care what you think or feel as long as no one rushes their palace
with pitchforks and torches. But
liberals want more – they want to control your mind. They aren’t satisfied until you love Big
Brother. They seek to do this by
destroying our values and our norms, leaving us empty vessels without the
support of morality or tradition or religion.
They want to leave us no alternative to their poisonous
ideology. Hence, they must destroy what
we normal Americans hold dear. They must
wave their lies in our faces in order to force us to accept them. They break our spirit when we submit; the
indignity and humiliation of jettisoning what we believe is meant to leave us
powerless subjects before our liberal masters.
Hence, the twerking.
It is not so much
the literal twerking that is the threat – Americans still have enough
collective common sense to react to Miley Cyrus’s festival of daddy issues with
the mockery it deserved. But we have
fallen far – it’s sad that normal Americans feel they dodged a bullet because
simulated sodomy was not greeted with general acclaim.
It’s the figurative twerking that’s the danger, the
everyday, never-ending assault on normalcy that we constantly face. Look at our popular culture – we have a
president who eagerly cavorts with modern day minstrels whose raps are
punctuated with words like “bitch” and “ho.”
Yet, without irony, he and his allies then accuse us of a “War on
Women.”
TV shows and movies celebrate the same chaos-ridden
lifestyles that generate the kind of helpless, hopeless losers eager to vote
for candidates offering them a few food stamps and maybe a cell phone in
exchange for their serfdom. Families? Who needs them? Why, Hollywood teaches us that opting for
single motherhood is as good for kids as any other familial arrangement – just
pay no attention to the statistics behind the curtain, or to what your own
experiences have shown you.
Who needs families anyway? Your liberal masters will provide, but only
if you swear your loyalty. Remember,
normal Americans, freedom is slavery.
They twerk America on race. We know racism is a shadow of its former
self, the Democrat segregationists of the past having been long defeated. We know that “racial incidents” and “hate
crimes” on college campuses are always – always – committed by devoted liberals
frustrated by their inability to find any actual racism and driven to invent
it.
They turn the shooting of a “thug life” aficionado who
was smashing the head of a Hispanic citizen he profiled as a male “rapist” into
proof positive that white racism is alive and well. They hold a rally to spread the notion that
America has not changed one iota since the likes of Democrat activist Bull
Connor beat civil rights protestors.
Hey, I have a dream too – that someday a liberal will ask America’s only
black senator and America’s only black Supreme Court justice what they
think. Oh wait, they weren’t invited.
Liberal icons harass women, but it’s okay because they’re
“huggers.” They leave women to drown in
the bottom of ponds, but that’s okay – they dig abortion. And the liberals revel in their hypocrisy.
Aided by their eager slaves in the mainstream media, they
twerk us, waving their lies in our faces and demanding we submit and accept
them. We were told that, “If you like
you insurance, you’ll be able to keep it,” but this was never true and everyone
knew it was a lie. No one outside normal
Americans and their few renegade media outlets called the emperor on his new
clothes.
A trillion dollars borrowed from our grandkids for a
hideous “stimulus” that went straight into the pockets of liberal
constituencies! You’ve been
twerked! A tax increase on people who
actually produce something so even more money can be transferred to Democrat
voters who don’t? You’ve been
twerked! Rights of free speech,
religious conscience, to keep and bear arms, to be secure from unreasonable
searches? America, you have been
twerked!
Hell, even the Republican establishment is on the verge
of twerking itself out of not just recapturing the Senate but out of keeping
the House with its flurry of lies and dissembling about immigration. Marco Rubio was our fresh-faced Hannah
Montana, but after his shameful campaign of line blurring aimed at
conservatives he’s now just a GOP Miley Cyrus rubbing on Chuck Schumer.
The proper response to a literal twerker is, “Get that
thing out of my face.” The proper
response from normal Americans to the liberalism’s figurative twerkers is a
good, swift kick.
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