By Kevin D. Williamson
Friday, November 21, 2025
Donald Trump, who apparently is awfully sensitive about
questions related to his old pal Jeffrey Epstein, called a reporter “piggy”
when she asked him about it.
Piggy is funny choice of insult for Donald Trump,
a man possessed of a genuinely swinish face and cankles swelling under his
bulk, a man who looks like what Doc Frankenstein would have produced if his
inputs had been limited to 300 pounds of Velveeta and a Jell-O mold. Another
reporter asked
about his chummy meeting with Saudi caudillo Mohammed bin Salman, upon
whose orders Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was not only
murdered but dismembered, sawed into bits while he was still alive. Trump
spat that the reporter’s question was “insubordinate.”
Well, raise my rent.
There is a reason the reporter in question, Mary Bruce of
ABC News, seems insubordinate to Trump: She is not his subordinate.
Trump was clearly flustered by the Saudi question, just
as he is flustered by ongoing questions about his longstanding association with
the notorious sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein. (“Many of them are on the younger
side,” Trump once admiringly put it in describing Epstein’s habits.) If you
want to deepen your appreciation of just how fundamentally dumb—I mean, just
plain raw barnyard dumb—the man is, go and watch him fumble through his response
to Mary Bruce.
An actual Machiavellian operator and dealmaker could have
handled that question with no problem: “Saudi Arabia is a key American ally in
the region, and we look forward to a deepening relationship based on mutual
interests and a commitment to peace and stability in the region. That said, our
relationship with the Saudi government has its points of contention, like any
international relationship does, and the Khashoggi matter is an important one.
My administration does not consider this issue resolved, and I will be bringing
it up with the crown prince in our discussions.” That would have the added
benefit of being potentially true. A real amoralist would then tell MBS that
the White House needs a scalp to nail on the door and that Riyadh had better
provide a big one if the kingdom wants those American airplanes instead of new
American export controls.
Instead, Trump just complained that Khashoggi was
“controversial,” and said there were a lot of people who “didn’t like that
gentleman.” Well. I’m controversial. There are a lot of people who don’t like
me—I have a blurb from Paul Krugman on the cover of one of my books that reads:
“Truly reprehensible.” So, break out the bone saws? Khashoggi was not a U.S.
citizen, but he was a U.S. permanent resident employed by a U.S. newspaper, and
he had children who are U.S. citizens. You don’t get to saw apart columnists
for being “controversial.”
And why was Khashoggi controversial? Because he thought
MBS was a tyrant, which is true, and said so. Because he favored liberalization
and a measure of democracy in his native country. Because he believed, as he
put it in the
last column he wrote before his murder and dismemberment, that “what the
Arab world needs most is free expression.”
He was, in a word, insubordinate.
It has been said that Trump is able to operate with
relative competence in the Middle East because he instinctively understands
dynasty-minded autocrats and kleptocratic potentates such as MBS. I think that
gets it backward: Trump operates with less friction among the Arab tyrants,
Russian dictators, and Chinese autocrats because they understand him.
He is a familiar type: a rich buffoon with political power he neither
understands nor knows how to use. If the tables had been turned in the
Khashoggi case, you can bet that Mohammed bin Salman would have used the
situation to extract something he wanted—something useful to him or to his
regime—rather than just blubbering about how unfair and in poor taste it was
for an American journalist to inquire about the brutal murder and dismemberment
of a Washington Post columnist. The nerve of some people!
Trump’s family is taking in enormous sums of money in a
spectacularly corrupt fashion—MBS knows what that looks like. Trump is getting
ready to betray the U.S. commitment to Ukraine with a so-called
peace plan that the Ukrainians have not even been asked about, effectively
a declaration of fealty to Vladimir Putin. That is not going to surprise MBS.
Trump illegally changes U.S. tariff rates from day to day depending on whether
his feelings have been hurt by some Canadian politician you’ve never heard
of—and that he hadn’t heard of, either, until somebody tweeted it at him. Such
arbitrary use of state force is second nature to a prince and a tyrant. As far
as the Republican Party goes, I will refer to my words
from May 4, 2016: “Remember, you asked for this.” You yellow-bellied imbeciles.
And a word for Mary Bruce and her colleagues:
Stay insubordinate.
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