By Grace Salvatore
Saturday, December 06, 2025
We queued for nearly half a block, crawling from the
corner of Lexington Avenue along East 24th Street toward the Asylum Theater.
Something there was drawing theatergoers of every ilk—people from every corner
of New York City, pressed shoulder to shoulder in the same line.
When we reached the entrance, we saw the source of the
delay: a lone security guard meticulously wand-ing and bag-checking each
person, one by one. I was caught off guard. Just a few months ago, Slam
Frank had been nothing more than an Instagram page,
where musician Andrew Fox uploaded raw, unpolished (and gloriously incendiary)
clips of himself rapping over scratch tracks. Could an off-Broadway show that
so many doubted was even a real musical truly need security?
Yes, it turns out, and one guard wasn’t enough. In years
past, critics labeled shows like 1984,
Spring
Awakening, and Equus
as dangerous, but only because they’d never seen Slam Frank. In its
100-minute runtime, no sacred cow goes un-tipped, from Lin-Manuel Miranda to
trans ideology—a movement whose followers have shown themselves capable of
actual violence.
Inspired by a viral Twitter thread that asked, “Did Anne
Frank ever acknowledge her white privilege?” Slam Frank follows a
progressive community theater troupe determined to de-center “privileged,
straight, white Europeans (who also happened to be hiding from the Nazis).”
From there, the showrunners “decolonize” her diary, twisting Frank’s true story
into a “gender-queer, multi-ethnic, intersectionally feminist, Afro-Latin
hip-hop musical.” Anne Frank becomes Anita Franco, a Latina woman with a
“hip-hop diary flow.” Her beloved Peter van Daan—historically, Frank’s first
love interest Peter van Pels, though Frank changed his name in her
diary—blossoms here into a dancer grappling with his nonbinary identity. Mr.
van Daan (Hermann van Pels, Peter’s father) is “literally worse than the
Nazis.”
“Sometimes,” Anne says, “when you can’t easily explain
your identity, it actually means it’s even better than all the others.”
The Franks and their supporting characters are in no way
the targets of the writers’ ire. Ironically, the show highlights the
historically marginalized Jewish community’s ability to bear cultural pressures
with grace and good humor—using satire to confront taboos and ignite necessary
debate, stretching back to “Springtime
for Hitler,” the seminal song from The Producers, and before.
Those who have accused
the show
of punching down at minority groups (some even started a petition
to stop the production altogether) misunderstand the mechanics of satire. In
fact, Slam Frank punches up at tribalism taken to its logical
extreme and the absurdities of identity-driven thinking—ideas that have long
infected and de-fanged American theater.
The writer Clayton Fox called this neutering “toxic
gentleness” in a September 2023 piece
for Tablet Magazine, in which he lamented the “young millennial
bolsheviks” destroying a once-great art form from within. The pandemic shut our
theater doors, he said, but the ideological illness metastasized in 2020:
…the principles of the Black Lives
Matter movement—including the idea that “show must go on” culture is “driven by
fear” and disproportionately harms nonwhite artists—became the new religion. If
theaters couldn’t put on shows, they could certainly change their mission
statements, promise to cull white staff and creatives to achieve diversity
quotas, and scare off any wrong thinkers who might still be lingering in the
wings, including unvaccinated
artists.
Through examples too numerous to count, theater has since
“committed suicide by a thousand cuts,” to use Fox’s words. Ask the
unvaccinated Laura Osnes, the “transphobic” cast of Tootsie,
the star of Jagged
Little Pill who committed non-binary “erasure,”
or the “privileged”
creatives behind the casting of Maybe Happy Ending. Ask the producers
reviving great Golden
Age musicals. Hell, ask
Lin-Manuel
Miranda.
Audiences don’t seem to be buying all of this
self-flagellation. In September, a New York Times piece titled “The
Broadway Musical Is in Trouble” laid out the grim financial reality: Since
the pandemic, only three new musicals have recouped their initial investments.
Since September, &
Juliet joined the list, bringing the total to four. That figure is far
below Broadway’s historical norms—for decades before COVID, industry
analyses estimate that roughly 20 to 30 percent of new musicals recouped.
Today, the rate has plunged to barely 10 percent.
So, what becomes of a once life-giving industry driven
more by progressive activism and empty ideology than by devotion to the craft?
We seem to be watching the fallout in real time—writing flattened by fear and
moral confusion, and audiences
dwindling rather than paying premium prices to performers who seem to
resent them.
It’s the slow theme-park-ification of an art form that no
longer honors its deep roots. From the ancient Greeks and Romans through
medieval Englishmen, theater has always been an aggressive dialogue between
men, kings, and God—an epic tug-of-war over threads of truth. It was the
innovative American artists of the 20th century, like Rodgers and Hammerstein,
who wove those threads into something new: the modern musical, a sporting event
for the heart.
This lineage, from William Shakespeare to Stephen
Sondheim, held up a mirror to society, tangling masterfully with our deepest
fears and questions. They left for us an intellectual inheritance and an empty
arena, inviting the next generation to take up the game.
Enter Slam Frank. The show has built a bona fide
cult following, racking up 93,400 Instagram followers, and has now been
extended for a third time, running through December 28. Nightly lines stretch
around the block. Turns out, audiences and critics alike are starved for
theater with teeth—Ben Brantley, former theater critic of the New York Times,
said that
it “may be the most important new show around.”
One of the most shocking things about Slam Frank is
that it’s genuinely good. The musical is helmed by industry pros—directors Sam
LaFrage and Emily Abrams, musicians Andrew Fox and Joel Sinensky, and set
designer C.J. Howard—who have built a veritable playground for their capable
cast. Olivia Bernábe (who really does have a killer flow) anchors the
production as Anita, but the entire ensemble is talented, exuberant, and
perfectly matched to their roles, leaving audiences laughing and gasping in
equal measure.
The final 20 minutes, under a media embargo for good
reason, left my husband and me staring at each other with our mouths agape. Slam
Frank is genuinely dangerous theater. And that’s just what we need.
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