By Kevin D. Williamson
Monday, September 01, 2025
God must love Americans—why else would He have made so
many of us? In particular, the Almighty seems to have a soft spot for
clickbait-addicted and Facebook-addled U.S.A.-type rage monkeys. While I am
loath to criticize the Architect of the Universe regarding His production
schedule, it does seem to me that we are oversupplied in that category and
that, pound-for-pound of total organic matter, the world would be better off
with more hummingbirds or giant redwoods or moose. Memo to follow, etc.
The size of the American population means that we have an
enormous market and an enormous electorate—and the vast scale of American life
also ensures that the American market and the American electorate must come to
resemble each other in certain ways. In the United States, you can be a
boutique firm—or a boutique political tendency—and still appeal to millions
upon millions of clients. If you have 10 million customers in the United
States, you haven’t even quite hit 3 percent of the population—but that same 10
million figure would encompass 95 percent of the population in Sweden, nearly
200 percent of the population in New Zealand or Ireland, 250 percent of Panama,
etc.
The size of the American enterprise as compared to that
of smaller countries has always ensured that American life interacts in a
particularly intense way with mass media. All modern societies are vulnerable
to mass-media influence, of course, but consider, for comparison, a country
such as Iceland, which is a real country, a rather nice and decently governed
one—with a population about the same as that of Pulaski County, Arkansas. For
better and for worse, there is a kind of intimacy in a small country such as
that, and social trends driven by mass media—including, in our time, those
driven by social media—will be somewhat dampened by personal relationships and
direct personal knowledge of relevant facts and relationships. (I remember a
writer visiting from Iceland when I was in college, and pretty much the first
thing she said was: “Yes, I know Bjork. Of course I know Bjork. I know
everybody.”) A comfortable majority of Icelanders belong to the same church
(the established state church, which is Lutheran), 93 percent of them are
members of the same ethnic group, and they speak a complicated language that
was inherited from Vikings and has more genders than Republicans are
comfortable with. It is harder to pull off divide-and-conquer demagoguery in a
population like that—and, if you did manage to get 3 percent on the march, you
still wouldn’t be able to fill up the high-school football stadium in Odessa,
Texas, or even get close to doing so.
Things are different here in the United States. Even if
we take at face value the Catholic Church’s probably inflated membership
numbers, no more than 20 percent of Americans belong to the same church. That
is a smaller share of Americans than the share who speak a language other than
English at home (about 22
percent), and, depending on how you count, there are around 400
languages spoken in this country. If we pretend that “non-Hispanic white”
is a meaningful ethnicity, that is still only 50-odd percent of Americans. If
Americans who were born in another country were counted as a country of their
own, that country would have about 130 times the population of Iceland, or a
population a smidge bigger than that of Spain or South Korea.
Big American numbers and big American diversity ensure
that sophisticated practitioners of modern digital communication—commercial or
political—have many opportunities to slice and dice the population in ways that
can produce various kinds of economically viable enterprises based on affinity
groups that are relatively large in gross numbers even if they are quite
small—even minuscule—as a share of the overall population. The phenomenon is
driven largely but not exclusively by economic factors—or, more precisely, by
factors that are most easily understood and explained in economic terms. A
television show can get a million viewers without leaving much mark on the
wider culture (I wonder how many white people watched an episode of Mann
& Wife), books that sell more than 1 million copies sink with barely a
ripple on the wider literary culture (The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo was
well-reviewed and sold a million-and-a-half copies, but I suspect that most
readers of modern fiction who are not on TikTok have never heard of it),
microtrends in fashion, music, dance, and slang become very big deals for very
narrow populations.
This is old stuff, I know, but it is worth revisiting: In
the old days of three television networks (yeah, yeah, I’m a Generation Xer
raised on hose water), towns with two or three cinemas and one or two
bookshops, relatively expensive travel, limited venues for live performances,
entertainment products (and most other products) had to be crafted to appeal to
relatively large audiences—large both in absolute terms and large as a
population share. You know the numbers: Nearly half of Americans watched the final
episode of M*A*S*H*, many more people watched Johnny Carson’s Tonight
Show on a given Tuesday night than all of the contemporary major-network
late shows combined, etc.
Mario Puzo’s The Godfather (1969) spent 67
weeks on the New York Times bestsellers list,
while M. Scott Peck’s self-help book The Road Less Traveled (1978) spent
an astounding 694
weeks on the list. And you still get some of that in
the world of books—Diary of a Wimpy Kid was on the list for 600 weeks,
and the Harry Potter books were so dominant that the Times created a new
children’s list just to give everybody else a chance at the main one. I suspect
that this has something to do with the physicality of books. (Ask Adam
Bellow.) Digital books are a thing, but the enduring popularity of physical
books means that the book market of today looks a lot more like the book market
of 1980 than the newspaper (“paper”) market of today looks like the newspaper
market of 1980.
I suppose there is a neo-Marxist point hiding in there
somewhere about how society is shaped by the means of production—and, in the
case of film, television, and news media, by the means of distribution.
Economically, it is in our time often much more effective to discover and then
strip-mine an energetic and underserved niche than to create (if it is even
possible) a product with the kind of mass appeal that Johnny Carson or network
sitcoms had. The old model was based on addition. (“How do we add one-tenth of
a point to our audience? Cute dogs? An obviously stereotypically gay
character who is never acknowledged to be gay? Maybe Fonzie could do a
motorcycle jump over a shark?”) But the new model is based on division.
“Division” is a word that has a bad odor among some people, but the old model
produced a lot of very bland pabulum while it was creating that common popular
culture so often lamented—go back and watch some Ozzie and Harriet or My
Three Sons or the Andy Griffith Show, and I think you will see that
none of it is as good as you remembered. As it was on television, so it was at
the movies: The 1970s may have been a golden age of American cinema, but there
was a lot of uninteresting dreck on the silver screens on Saturday nights.
We have a fractured political marketplace for the same
reason we have a fractured market in television and movies and music. That
presents some problems, a critical one being a version of the old
“agent-principal problem” that presents itself in business management. The
heart of the agent-principal problem is that the people we pay to do things on
our behalf have incentives different from ours—and, sometimes, incentives that
are antithetical to ours. The classical example is corporate management: The shareholders,
who are the owners of the company, have an interest in maximizing profits; the
management team has an interest in maximizing its own income, even if that
reduces overall profits. (Businesses have tried to fix that over the years by
paying executives in stock options or doing other things to align management’s
incentives with those of shareholders.) Political parties, campaigns, other
political institutions, activist groups, policy shops, communications
platforms—all of these have people who get paid something, and who sometimes
get paid a great deal. They also have paid workers and volunteers who are
looking to use their positions in a campaign or in party leadership to advance
their own economic (and non-economic) interests, parlaying those jobs into
highly paid cable-pundit gigs, comfortable academic or corporate-board
appointments, or a spot on the bestsellers list.
Now, here is a question to answer honestly if only to
yourself: Would you rather earn $100,000 a year managing winning campaigns or
$1 million a year managing losing campaigns? You can live on $100,000 (most
Americans live on less), but you can live really well on $1 million. Or:
Would you rather earn $100,000 a year managing a responsible and intelligent
social-media operation on behalf of your party or interest group, or would you
choose instead to earn $1 million a month running a gross, ugly, embarrassing one
that ultimately does your team more harm than good? I have no idea what my
friend David French earns but, without even asking, I can tell you that, ceteris
paribus, I’d rather have Joe Rogan’s paycheck.
You can be a good political consultant and do everything
right and still lose the election. But you also can lose the election without
being a good political consultant and doing everything right. You can be a
good, responsible, intellectually honest commentator or advocate or activist
and earn a pretty good living, even a very good living—or not. But you also
could be someone like Candace Owens or J.D. Vance and advance your interests by
means of risible buls—t that gets you what you want while ultimately undermining
the project that you supposedly are trying to advance. From that point of view,
Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett (a former National Review colleague
of mine) and Tucker Carlson (whom I used to think I knew) are really two guys
in their same occupation (it is the oldest occupation) but working different
sides of the street.
There are certain features of our politics—such as the
political inertia in effectively single-party states (such as California and
Oklahoma), the prevalence of noncompetitive legislative districts, the
centralization of congressional decision-making in party leadership,
polarization in the electorate, and the abovementioned splintering of the media
environment—that work together to enable the advancement of political figures
who are largely untested in a competitive electoral environment. Kamala Harris,
to take an obvious example, had only twice faced a Republican in a general
election—and in her 2010 attorney general’s race, she beat the Republican by
less than a point … in California. In her election to the Senate, there
was no Republican in the race.
The Democrats should not have nominated Harris in 2024,
of course (as so often is the case, they missed an opportunity to listen to
me), and when she was the candidate, it was plain that she did not know how to
run such a race and that she could not tell good advice from poor advice. But
the money came rolling in, anyway—and when you put more than $1 billion on the
table, somebody is going to figure out a way to pick up that money. (And then
some—the Democratic Party recently agreed to pay off some $20
million in Harris campaign debt.) A lot of consultants got some very
non-mediocre paydays selling
Harris mediocre advice.
Donald Trump, who surely must once have failed a remedial
course titled “Your Ass and a Hole in the Ground: A Comparative Study,” got a
lot of bad advice on his way to losing to an effectively housebound Joe Biden
in 2020—he was poorly served by the richly paid. And Biden, let us recall, had
very little experience with tough campaigns, having been second banana tagging
along to the coronation of Barack Obama, before which he hadn’t been involved
in a truly competitive race since 1972. In 2020, Trump wasn’t running against
Machiavelli—he was running against the Spiro Agnew of the geriatric ward, and
he lost.
Political consultant Bob Shrum had already lost seven out
of seven presidential races when John Kerry brought him on board in 2004. Shrum
extended his unbroken losing streak to 0-8, but he still had a pretty nice
vacation home in Cape Cod and a chair at USC.
Not all of these principal-failing agents are alike.
Maybe Shrum and Steve Bannon and lefty YouTuber/poster boy for literal
nepotism Hasan
Piker are better sorts than I think they are.
(Probably not, but, I
could be wrong.) But it seems to me that figures such as Hasan Piker and
Candace Owens (same sport, different jerseys) are pretty obviously net losers
for their teams, and that they are more the rule than the exception.
This stuff has real-world consequences. Consider this
from the New York Times: “The
Texas Democrats Won by Losing,” reads the headline. (That’s how it came in
the morning email; it’s different on the website.) The Democrats are engaged in
a time-honored strategy, according to the Times: “Losing loudly has been
a crucial feature of successful political movements.” The attached essay was
written by two philosophy professors with a book to promote, titled Somebody
Should Do Something: How Anyone Can Help Create Social Change. I am
something of a connoisseur of the “moral victories” of Texas Democrats such as
Wendy Davis. Texas Republicans are happy to let Texas Democrats have all the
moral victories they want—the Republicans are satisfied with their actual
victories. Some of those are moral victories as well as electoral ones, but
then there’s Ken Paxton.
If Texas Democrats had about 10,000 votes for every
“moral victory” they’ve scored in recent years, then Beto O’Rourke would be a
senator and Ted Cruz would be a servile invertebrate, but one earning a decent
living in private legal practice. It is not as though no one ever has “won by
losing”—there is some precedent in Texas: It is true that you don’t get the
victory at San Jacinto without the slaughter at the Alamo, but when the guys
who run the show are getting paid by the casualty, then it’s just one more
Alamo after another after the next. In close political contests, mostly you
lose by losing. College basketball coach Bob Huggins once was asked about his
game plan and famously answered: “Score more points than they do.”
And I’m all for sticking to your principles even when it
means losing an election—but the trollification of our politics isn’t about
putting honor over ambition. Ain’t nobody going to mistake Gavin Newsom for
Cato the Younger.
The people at the top of the political heap on both sides
owe it to their teams to figure out—and be clear about—what it is they are
doing. Appealing to ever-narrower and ever-more-angry sub-sub-subdivisions in
the electorate is a good way to build a cable-punditry career or a social media
following or to sell doggie vitamins or hair tonic or whatever, but when it
comes to carving out functional political coalitions, you want to be Rick Ross:
“Cut ’em wide, cut ’em long, cut ’em fat.” (That’s what Rick Ross is talking
about there, right? Team-building?) Otherwise, it’s just a wide, long, fat
payday for people who have learned how to be relatively big fish by seeking out
smaller ponds.
And Furthermore ...
In their defense, those win-by-losing philosophy
professors know that they are pushing some weak product, which is why their
essay has more qualifications than James Baker’s
résumé:
“Texas Democrats’ stand gave their cause time to move the
needle of public perception. Their battle invigorated a nationwide conversation
about how elected leaders can resist America’s anti-democratic turn.
“Losing loudly doesn’t always work. In Texas in 2013, the
state senator Wendy Davis famously filibustered an anti-abortion rights bill, initially
defeating the measure and giving a shot in the arm to
supporters of abortion rights. But not only did a
similar bill ultimately pass, less than a decade later
the Supreme Court struck down Roe v. Wade.
“A reasonable skeptic might also predict that losing in
public would tend to discourage a movement’s supporters. In sports, the idea of
“no moral victories” is a cliché. But researchers who study social movements
find the opposite. Once people persist in the face of a likely defeat, they
often keep fighting.
“Why? People willing to lose loudly aren’t deceiving
themselves about their power or their prospects.
“ ... A comprehensive analysis
of protesters in places including Russia, Turkey and Hong Kong found
that they were not motivated primarily by belief in their immediate
effectiveness, but instead by factors including a shared sense of identity and
faith in protest as a way to build a movement.”
Just so. And it does seem that Texas Democrats are about
as close to accomplishing their goals as the democracy activists in Russia,
Turkey, and Hong Kong! So they’ve got that going for them.
Words about Words
Seriously—have you ever seen James Baker’s résumé?
Neither have I.
But I do remember receiving a press kit for an event he
was doing (a speech at the University of Texas, if I recall correctly) a long
time ago, one that included a biographical sketch that was, in essence, a
résumé. It was one page long. When I was a youngster, we used to think a great
deal about the writing of résumés, which were thought at the time to be a big
deal. (And maybe they were, though I don’t think I’ve really ever been asked
for one.) And there were a great many 22-year-old holders of bachelor’s degrees
who were veterans of three summer jobs, two internships, and one club
presidency who refused to believe that the splendiferousness and nuance of
their careers so far could possibly be captured on a single page.
James Baker was on the losing side of a lot of political
campaigns, but he led the winning side of a big one (George H. W. Bush for
president in 1988) and a lot of very important policy fights, including
some that were instrumental in seeing the United States achieve an affirmative
victory in the Cold War and fortifying our dominant position in the post-Cold
War order. He was secretary of state and White House chief of staff and had a
big-time business career, too. After the White House, he had a hand in
everything from climate policy to African politics. He ran George W. Bush’s
team during the 2000 Florida recount. It’s the kind of résumé you’d associate
with a man running for president more than with a guy running the campaign
team.
The most recent bio on his website is about 500 words,
including the note about his having 17 grandchildren.
Fewer but better–that good advice applies to words as
well as to possessions. There is something to be said for verbal economy in
résumés, bios, eulogies, and obituaries. It is difficult to imagine anybody
will ever top Christopher Wren on that score: “SI MONUMENTUM REQUIRIS,” reads
the engraving
at St. Paul’s, “CIRCUMSPICE.”
That, I believe, is what they call a flex.
In Closing
Happy Labor Day to all you toiling masses.
Labor Day is a special holiday for me, one that I
generally do not take off: The first piece I ever published at National
Review was a Labor Day essay, one that noted that I had never held a
minimum-wage job (and I still haven’t—so far!) even though I had a lot of jobs
that people think of a minimum-wage jobs: Burger King flame-broiler guy,
7-Eleven clerk, furniture mover, day laborer. Think of all the radically
different thinkers—from Josemaría Escrivá to Mohandas Gandhi to Ludwig von
Mises—who have put the dignity and goodness of work at the center of
their various philosophies.
My friend David Bahnsen has written a book on the
subject: Full-Time:
Work and the Meaning of Life, in which he makes a case
for rejecting the idea of “work-life balance” and
instead integrating work into our self-conception as beings created, in God’s
image, to work.
There is a cartoon version of conservatism in which the
conservative is a well-heeled guy in pinstripes sneering at a beggar with a tin
cup: “Get a job.” Well. “Get a job” is often excellent advice, something one
appreciates all the more if one has had the experience of needing employment
and not having it. Of course there is an enormous element of luck and
randomness and chaos in life: I wonder how different my life might have been if
I hadn’t decided to write that Labor Day piece on a whim or if I hadn’t sent it
to Kathryn Jean Lopez on a day when she needed copy.
But we ought not allow ourselves to fall into a false
dilemma: No, we may not have control over everything, or even much, but we do
have control over some things, and hard, consistent work can make up for a lot
of deficiencies in other areas. That is one of those eternal truths that can
slip away from us as we grow comfortable or complacent, and, as such, it is one
of those eternal truths to which we must regularly rededicate ourselves with
purpose and conviction.
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