By Jonah Goldberg
Friday, June 13, 2025
I just got back from our annual lunch with The
Dispatch interns, who are—almost—always a very impressive bunch of young
people. (Let them stew and debate over which justified my use of “almost”—it
keeps them on their toes.) Before that I had a meeting, a podcast, and I had to
drop my car off for repairs at the mechanic, which is always a joy.
I bring this up not because it is interesting—it’s
not!—but to simply explain that I am pressed for time. I would have skipped the
G-File entirely, but I hate missing deadlines and Steve told the
young’n’s that I thrive under such pressure, so now I feel obliged.
I also bring it up to explain why I am not going to write
much about the thing everyone wants to talk about: Israel’s apparently wildly
successful strike on Iran which started last night and continues as I write. I
say “apparently” only because there are many conflicting reports, it’s not over
yet, and if they don’t actually take out, or at least very seriously degrade,
Iran’s nuclear program then it may have not been wholly worth the effort.
But man, it looks successful—so far. Herewith a few
provisional thoughts and impressions.
For starters, the already obvious success of Israel’s
drone operation from within Iranian territory is further proof—exemplified by
Ukraine’s Operation
Spiderweb—that military planners everywhere have to do a lot of
rethinking. Lots of military assets—bases, airfields, power plants, etc.—are a
lot less safe than they were a few years ago. When the only threats were a
missile launched from afar, internal sabotage, or trucks loaded with
explosives, good internal security, barbed wire fences, and perimeter patrols
were sufficient. Now that such attacks can be launched from nearby with Trojan
Horse trucks, everybody everywhere is going to have to adjust.
On the political front, if it is even partially true that
the Trump administration deliberately helped distract Iran from thinking there
was an imminent attack, never mind if it helped Israel pull this off, it
deserves a good deal of credit and praise. And, if you’re on Team Iran, or are
anti-Israel for one reason or another—or simply think maintaining the
Obama-Biden and Biden-Harris Middle East policies of talking in fancy hotel
conference rooms over plates of runny cheese while Iran develops a nuclear weapon
and funds proxies bent on destroying Israel is the way to go—then the Trump
administration deserves a good deal of blame and criticism. But that’s not
where I am.
So, kudos to the Trump administration.
Now, I said “if it is even partially true” that Donald
Trump helped, because I don’t think it will turn out to be wholly true. If
Trump could have gotten a deal with Iran of the sort Steve Witkoff was
pursuing, I think he probably would have taken it. But it’s clear that Iran
wasn’t interested in that, and Israel definitely wasn’t. So my hunch is that
Trump was faced with two options he didn’t love and sided with the better of
the two. That he wants to take perhaps more credit than he deserves is not so
damning. All presidents do that. And that he wants to take some degree of
ownership of Israel’s success is a good thing because of the signals that it
sends, to friends and foes alike.
This is also a blow to the self-described realists.
Because realists have a tendency to overemphasize the importance of power, they
often end up overestimating both the power of regimes and the permanence of
that power. This was a point that George Orwell made about James Burnham, the
longtime leading foreign policy intellectual of the right and regular columnist
for National Review.
In one of his greatest essays, “Second
Thoughts on James Burnham,” Orwell identified one of the few blind spots in
Burnham’s worldview. Because he thought raw power was determinative of success,
Burnham struggled to appreciate that those who possessed it could ever fail. He
suffered from a kind of power-worship and, as Orwell wrote, “Power-worship
blurs political judgment because it leads, almost unavoidably, to the belief
that present trends will continue.” This led Burnham to repeatedly be
blindsided by events that didn’t conform to straight-line projections. “Within the
space of five years,” Orwell writes, “Burnham foretold the domination of Russia
by Germany and of Germany by Russia. In each case he was obeying the same
instinct: the instinct to bow down before the conqueror of the moment, to
accept the existing trend as irreversible.”
Power is not destiny. Or, at the very least, the sort of
power realists focus on to the exclusion of other factors—willpower, ideology,
ingenuity, corruption, etc.—is not destiny. If it was, Rome, never mind the
Soviet Union, would never have fallen.
If you’ve never read Lin Wells’ famous memo on how every
decade ends very differently than the smartest planners would have predicted, I
will take no offense if you leave here to
go read it. It makes this point better than I can.
But to update the point, when Russia invaded Ukraine in
2022, it was easy to find all sorts of people who bought Vladimir Putin’s claim
that the whole “special operation” would be over in days. They were all wrong.
Why? Because for all Russia’s vaunted might, it turned out that a smaller
country with a sense of pride and national identity would not so easily agree
to be devoured.
The same sort of thinking applied to how many
so-called
realists
thought (until about 24 hours ago) about Iran. It’s a permanent fixture as a
regional power and it is determined to be a regional hegemon. Therefore, the
smart set reasoned, the best the West could do was manage Iran’s ascent. (This
is one reason Barack Obama was so unmoved by Iranian protests against the
regime: They can’t win, so why encourage them?) But Israel understood that this
was a strategy for slowly feeding Israel—another small, proud, nation—to Iran.
Hail ants.
Okay, enough with the snap punditry. As I just indicated,
things can very easily take a different course and definitive judgments can
wait. So, let’s get a little more jocular but stay on the topic of power and
power-worship.
Yesterday, on The
Dispatch Podcast roundtable, David French made a joke about the burning
of the Waymo driverless cars in Los Angeles. He apologized in advance to the Cylons for the slaughter of
their kin and wanted to make sure they knew he had nothing to do with it.
I noted that this reminded me of the
cockroach-alien-in-an-Edgar suit in Men in Black who was protective of
his critter-cousins here on earth. Indeed, he failed his mission because Will
Smith taunted him into turning back from his escape ship by squashing
cockroaches under his foot. “I’m sorry … was that your
auntie?”
I like thinking about stuff like this. And since Father’s
Day is fast approaching, I should probably give credit—or blame—to my dad. As
I’ve recounted before, every year at Thanksgiving dinner he could be counted on
making one of two jokes. At the end of the meal, with the remains of the turkey
carcass splayed out on a tray, he’d turn to me and very gravely ask me
something like, “Jonah, if we gathered the greatest doctors and scientists in
the world, do you think they could save this turkey’s life?”
The other joke came at the beginning of the meal when the
intact cooked bird was brought out. He’d pick up the carving utensils and say
to me, “Jonah, you do realize that if there was a planet with a race of
super-intelligent turkeys watching what we’re about to do, this would be
considered an atrocity and a justification for war?” Then he’d start slicing.
Years later, one of my proudest moments was making
Charles Krauthammer laugh at something I’d written for The Corner. The
president was scheduled to address some scientific discovery by NASA. There was
a lot of chatter about whether it was about alien life having been discovered
(I don’t remember why). I “predicted” that NASA had made contact with an
intelligent advanced alien civilization that was made up entirely of Jews.
Billions and billions of technologically advanced Jews with lasers and
spaceships. And, I jokingly prophesied, a lot of people would start acting like
David French, apologizing to the Cylons or Kent Brockman welcoming our “new insect overlords.”
It became a running gag between Charles and me. We liked
to talk about the politicians and intellectuals who’d suddenly change their
tunes on Israel or the Joooz. I remember comparing it to that scene in Stripes
when Bill Murray’s girlfriend complains about how he spends all day playing
Tito Puente albums. Murray responds, “One of these days, Tito Puente is going
to be dead, and you’re going to say, ‘I’ve been listening to him for years and
I think he’s fabulous.’”
Watching Pat Buchanan suddenly declare, “Israel? I love
Israel!” Would be a gas. Suddenly, everyone would start using Yiddish phrases
and talking about how hard it is to find a good bagel.
Power corrupts.
As I’m running out of time, I hope you’ll forgive me
recycling a point I’ve made before. The famous Lord Acton quote about how
“power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely” is almost always used
to describe the corruption of the powerful. Acton surely agreed with such
points. In the letter the famous quote comes from, he says, “Great men are
almost always bad men.” Though, he didn’t necessarily believe it as an Iron
Law. Not every powerful person is wicked, nor does more power necessarily make
them more wicked. But it’s a good rule of thumb.
His more direct point was that historians and
intellectuals shouldn’t bend their standards for the powerful. His friend
Mandell Creighton was working on a book about the Reformation-era popes and had
asked Acton to eyeball the manuscript. Acton argued that
he was cutting them too much slack:
I cannot accept your canon that we are to judge Pope and
King unlike other men, with a favourable presumption that they did no wrong. If
there is any presumption it is the other way, against the holders of power,
increasing as the power increases. Historic responsibility has to make up for
the want of legal responsibility. … Here are the greatest names coupled with
the greatest crimes; you would spare those criminals, for some mysterious
reason. I would hang them higher than Haman, for reasons of quite obvious
justice, still more, still higher for the sake of historical science. Quite
frankly, I think there is no greater error. The inflexible integrity of the
moral code is, to me, the secret of the authority, the dignity, the utility of
History.
History, and historiography, is full of this stuff.
Legions of intellectuals will instinctively agree that a banker or mechanic who
murders his wife should be held to account. But Stalin? Out come the “break a
few eggs to make an omelet” metaphors. French philosopher Jean Paul Sartre, who
loved to say things like “Better to die on one’s feet than to live on one’s
knees,” was an apologist for Chinese dictator Mao Zedong. Michele Foucault,
another French philosopher, loved to denounce systems of oppression, but he was
tumescent with excitement for Ruhollah Khomeini’s Iranian revolution. Thomas
Carlyle, Georg Hegel, Lord Byron: They just loved Napoleon’s musk. Hegel
described the little corporal as “the world-spirit on horseback.” Men like
Napoleon, Hegel wrote,
“may be called Heroes, inasmuch as they have derived their purposes and their
vocation not from the calm regular course of things … but from a concealed
fount—from that inner Spirit, still hidden beneath the surface…”
Many of the people who decry the threat
of “theocracy”
here at home or denounce
it in Israel rarely seem to show much concern about it in Iran. Why? Partly because they lack the
conviction to hold non-Western societies to the standards they insist on
applying at home. I think some of this is a kind of condescending essentialism
that values “authenticity” of non-Western cultures while decrying any talk that
Western cultures have an authentic culture, too. Who are we to judge these
other societies?
But some of it is just power-worship. The conviction that
Israel is a colonizer-state trampling the authentic indigenous natives is
partly an ideological conviction. But the desire to see Israel erased or to
have it otherwise submit to its enemies is put into action because Israel’s
enemies think it is possible. Israel is
small and outnumbered. It depends on Western support. So if we can “globalize
the intifada,” we can get rid of it. That was the key thinking behind October 7
and the countless other terrorist attacks and outright wars against Israel.
Hamas explicitly sold its strategy on the belief that eradicating Israel—which,
you know, is genocide—was possible. Such thinking only works on
those who believe it. If everyone understood that it was futile, what would be
the point?
The best evidence for this is the way so many of the
people who scream about Israel’s “apartheid” and “genocide” do not much care
about apartheid and genocide elsewhere. China has real apartheid because it
practices Han supremacy. Ethnic minorities have fewer rights in China. They are
second-class citizens, denied the right to internal migration, access to
schools, good jobs, etc. China is also genocidal, or near-genocidal if you want
to quibble about semantics. It has been ethnically cleansing Tibet for decades
and it is committing cultural genocide in Xinjiang. Heck, China still has slave
labor.
Where, I ask you, is the outrage about that? Did I miss Ta Nehisi-Coates’
scorching denunciations?
No. Because China is powerful. That’s not the only
reason, but it is the indispensable reason.
China is hardly alone in being a far worse actor on the
standards—mostly false—used to declare Israel illegitimate. Roughly 90 percent
of the residents in Qatar are essentially a a lumpenproletariat and little more.
Indeed, across the Middle East, slavery
is a live issue. But we’re told Zionism is the problem.
The best thing that could happen for the Middle East is
for Israel to succeed (a close second would be for the Iranian regime to be
finally overthrown by the Iranian people). I don’t mean temporary success, as
good as that would be. I mean the kind of success that causes other regimes to
make peace, not so much with Israel, but with the idea that Israel isn’t going
anywhere. That would result in all of these regimes vowing the eventual
destruction of Israel and using Palestinians as props in order to distract from
their own domestic failures and corruption to finally knock it off and start
delivering actual economic and political progress for their people. Over time,
actual peace would come. And if you’re the sort of person who thinks
politicians like Bibi Netanyahu “exploit” national security concerns for
politics you don’t like—a defensible position within reason—then the best way
to transform Israeli politics more to your liking is to convince average
Israelis that something like October 7 will never happen again. Until that day,
this small, proud nation will do what it takes to protect itself. And,
hopefully, her friends will help.
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