By Jeffrey Blehar
Tuesday, May 06, 2025
Before I even get into this week’s most ridiculous news,
I want to make a note about the president’s use of his boutique social media
outlet Truth
Social. I cannot imagine who spends time there other than true believers
and journalists who are monitoring the president’s account for the newest
scandal, which is precisely why Trump’s machine-gun rate of “truthing” is
remarkable. He will author 20 “truths” on any given night (and it genuinely
seems that he’s the one doing both the writing and the “re-truthing”). Most of
the time none of them will make any sort of news. When they do, it’s invariably
for some truly remarkable provocation.
My decades-long familiarity with watching people —
particularly those in isolation — succumb to the temptations of social media
makes me inevitably wonder about how the process can play out for anybody who
begins to live online more than in the real world. (See, for example, my many
thoughts on the trajectory of Elon Musk.) Make no mistake: That description may
well soon apply to nearly all of us in modern Western society, which is why the
warping nature of AI and our atomizing, anomie-inducing daily life loom large
in my mind.
In particular, it’s hard not to notice how Trump
immediately turns to Truth Social to make a big random “splash” — not even to
restart the news cycle but just to keep himself the center of it. Think about
the low-level provocations he and his social media team have offered the world
over the last week alone. Forget about Trump’s team depicting him as a Sith
lord for “May the Fourth Be with You,” there isn’t even enough room
in this column to give the whole “Trump as Pope” nontroversy its proper airing.
(I thought it was mildly amusing, but then again, as a heathen Episcopalian, I
would.)
Donald Trump Nukes Hollywood from Orbit, as the Only
Way to Be Sure
The president capped off his weekend search for global
attention with a true double whammy. In two important announcements late on
Sunday — presumably concocted during a movie night showing of The Rock —
Trump declared that (1) he was going to Make Federal Supermax Great Again by reopening the infamous
San Francisco Bay Area island prison of Alcatraz; (2) he was also going to Make
Hollywood Great Again the only way he knows how: by blowing up the entire industry
with bizarre and crudely applied tariffs:
The Movie Industry in America is
DYING a very fast death. Other Countries are offering all sorts of incentives
to draw our filmmakers and studios away from the United States. Hollywood, and
many other areas within the U.S.A., are being devastated. This is a concerted
effort by other Nations and, therefore, a National Security threat. It is, in
addition to everything else, messaging and propaganda! Therefore, I am
authorizing the Department of Commerce, and the United States Trade
Representative, to immediately begin the process of instituting a 100% Tariff
on any and all Movies coming into our Country that are produced in Foreign
Lands. WE WANT MOVIES MADE IN AMERICA, AGAIN!
Politico sought to associate these newly announced tariffs with the
administration’s semi-honorary “ambassador to Hollywood,” actor Jon Voight. But
from my reading of that story, these tariffs seem to have come from Trump and
not from someone else who pitched him the idea. Bloomberg followed up with a story indicating as much: Voight and his
manager Steven Paul apparently briefed Trump over the weekend on a plan for tax
incentives and credits to encourage Hollywood to film more in the U.S. — rather
middle-of-the-road stuff. Trump took that meeting and then — in a manner almost
beyond parody — reached for the only tool in his policy kit: tariffs.
Naturally, Hollywood is beside itself, as any industry that had just been dealt
a massive and creatively destructive blow would be.
On a procedural level, Trump’s “reasoning” is galling
enough. The casual way Trump defines as a “national security threat ” the
entirely innocuous act of a country’s offering tax breaks to studios to film
there, and the way he then immediately turns to use this as formal excuse to
unilaterally impose tariffs, is so warped that I suspect it will be lost in the
thicket of commentary about this issue. Leave aside the fact that Trump’s
diagnosis of Hollywood’s problems reads like that of someone who stopped attending
theaters 20 years ago; the fact that he is deploying such transparently
capricious “reasoning” as a legal fig leaf for industry-shattering tariffs
should be understood properly as an authentic constitutional problem.
Beyond that, nothing about this idea makes even the
slightest lick of sense to anyone who would actually want to make Hollywood
great again. Trump is essentially placing tariffs on the idea of filming on
location — and, in so doing, telling Hollywood what kinds of stories it is
now allowed to tell, unless it wants to start paying impossible amounts for the
privilege of doing otherwise. Did you like Raiders of the Lost Ark?
Steven Spielberg had to film the desert sequences of that film in Tunisia,
because no place in America looked remotely plausible as a stand-in for Egypt.
Did you enjoy a little film known as Star Wars? George Lucas also
had to film the desert sequences of that movie in Tunisia, because Tatooine was
too hard to get to on a mere $11 million budget.
What is Trump’s intended effect other than to swing the
tariff club around some more, for lack of any other way to interfere with the
economy? Surely, he cannot think this will “re-Americanize” the film industry?
What could that possibly mean? Studios shooting exclusively in American
locations? Good luck finding a way to represent on film a European or Asian
city without traveling to . . . Europe or Asia. Perhaps Trump was told by
someone that countries like Canada often attract television and film productions
because of tax breaks and lower costs; it would be pathetically appropriate if
Trump were to react to this not by wondering why filmmakers and studios
have difficulty shooting in cities like Los Angeles or New York but rather by
coming up with this tariff idea.
So, I wonder — is this an imposture? Is Donald Trump just
trolling Hollywood? Because this is the sort of policy you would impose if you hated
the film industry and wished for it to collapse altogether (outside of the
occasional toy- or video-game-themed movie, that is). Why would Trump do this
if not to put Hollywood in its grave once and for all? Tariffs wouldn’t improve
Hollywood’s output or profit margins. If anything, the number of movies being
made would shrink precipitously as labor costs inevitably ballooned.
The Carnival of Fools isn’t the proper place for a
lengthy sociological rumination about the reasons for the decline of the film
industry. (Many talented alcohol-sodden YouTube
essayists have already covered this ground far better than I ever will.)
But it is clear enough to me that the movie industry of my youth died not
because other countries stole film production locations (as if this even needs
saying) but rather because American tastes have permanently changed. With a
multitude of modern homebound entertainment options, amidst changing cultural
mores and rising prices, we just don’t have a need or desire to go to the movie
theater as much as we once did. Hollywood changed accordingly, and much of its
elite talent has either left or been left behind. Americans now go to theaters
to see A Minecraft Movie, not Chinatown. No tariff policy will
ever restore our tastes.
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